Real Satisfying.

Valencia Jones went for a drive Thursday when she ran into her ex-boyfriend. Literally.

Police say that she saw her ex-boyfriend Roy Anderson, with another woman in the car with him and that drove her into a jealous rage. Anderson has said that when she saw him, she looked mad. And then she sideswiped his car. He swerved and hit a pickup truck. That truck turned out to be a vehicle owned by the police dept. and was being driven by a police officer.

But she wasn't done yet. She allegedly made a U-turn and came back aimed for Anderson's car and hit it. Then she jumped out and began physically assaulting Anderson. Before officers could restrain her, she then assaulted the female passenger with a shoe. (a shoe???)

There were no physical injuries, but Jones has been charged with three counts of aggravated assault with a motor vehicle.

The woman in the car? Allegedly she was a co-worker who had needed a ride because her son had her car.

I wonder what she would have done if she had seen him with a date? I also wonder if she feels any better now?

Let's see……likely she ruined any slight possibility of ever reuniting with the ex-boyfriend. She severely damaged her car. Since it was intentional, insurance probably won't cover the damages to her car, and maybe not to his car and the police department truck. That means she will be paying for it out of her pocket.

And, now everybody in that area knows that she assaulted the couple. And everyone will know she is a "woman scorned" as one article put it. And if that humiliation isn't enough, she will also be going to court on felony charges. And a police officer who was involved in the accident will likely be testifying against her. She could be facing jail or prison, and she could lose her driver's license. (Hint: if you are planning an "accident", always try not to involve a police vehicle, they tend to get get a bit testy about things like that).

Yep, I bet that was real satisfying. (I'm just being sarcastic again).



  1. barngoddess said,

    June 10, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    Crazy! what is wrong with people?

  2. June 11, 2006 at 4:24 am

    LOL, I don’t know. She has gotten herself in a lot of trouble all over a man. A man who it looks like didn’t even want her. I know breaking up can be very hard. But this doesn’t make it any easier, only worse.

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