Some couples love (or lust) each other

We cover a lot of serious topics here. Murder, child abuse, a lot of postings could make you cry. But every now and then you just have to lighten up!

Not every relationship ends in murder. Some couples remain together all their lives. Some couples peacefully end a relationship or marriage, and some couples just kind of drift apart.

This is about a couple who are devoted. Really, really seriously into each other. I mean really into each other.

A police officer spends a lot of their time in routine patrol. They drive around, watch for signs of criminal activity, watch people, and are probably pretty bored much of the time. But then sometimes…….

This officer pulled into a parking lot and noted a crowd of people who appeared to watching a nearby couple. One man even walked up and took a picture of the couple with his camera phone. The officer pulls up in the cruiser and noted the couple and their movements. They didn’t appear to notice the officer and his cruiser.

Amber Mumma was reportedly leaning on the car with her hands on the roof and her pants at her ankles. Standing behind her with his pants allegedly below his buttocks was Marcelo Gonzalez. Again, it has been said they were so busily engaged in their activity, they didn’t seem to be aware of the officer.

The officer arrests them, and Gonzalez had to be threatened with a taser to get him to submit to having handcuffs on. He resisted being put in the cruiser. Inquiries were made of the female and she gave him what was later found to be a false name. Mumma was also handcuffed and put into the cruiser, and they proceeded to kiss. 

Taken to the police station, the couple had to be separated, as they wanted to continue kissing while officers were trying to process them. It was determined that the sexual activity was consensual. A correct name was found for Mumma, both were charged with lewd/lavsious behavior and Mumma received an additional charge for using a false name.

The complete police report can be found at the link and is much more detailed and frank than what I have been here.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0503061lot1.html

Love……. I hope somebody interviews this couple again in about 5 years, and see where they are in the relationship then.

And come on people……keep it behind the drapes or at least take it to a deserted area!

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4 Comments

  1. Lilo said,

    May 5, 2006 at 1:26 am

    You know… I’m still giggling about it. I mean really, imagine the laughter in the police department as the officer was writing that report up.

  2. May 5, 2006 at 5:19 am

    LOL, sometimes you just have to back off and look at the funny side of life. People can be and are sometimes bizarre.

  3. Uncle hohp said,

    August 1, 2006 at 6:43 pm

    Three cheers for public anal sex! May the lovebirds be vindicated with freedom to enjoy themselves…anywhere they might choose.

  4. Lloyd Sprague said,

    January 10, 2008 at 4:10 am

    OMFG, I actually work with this Chick, and all it takes is a bottle of Hot Damn to get her to drop her pants!!! Her boyfriend has been to jail, and not the guy in the police report, and she cheats on him every time.


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